A College Student’s V-Day Poem

As a college student money is hard to come by especially if you have to manage on a monthly budget. It’s even worse around the holidays but I know many non college individuals can relate!

Valentine’s Day is the holiday of love but as a college student it’s hard to purchase anything unless it’s a meal from the school cafeteria for your loved one with the schools dining dollars. So why not write something funny to show you still care? Here’s a college twist on “Roses are Red” poem!

 

Roses are red, violets are blue

I ain’t got no money and neither do you! 

We can go to the cafeteria where the meal is free

And then to the washateria because laundry is on me! 

We can have a few shots to get a few thrills 

And maybe we can participate in some Netflix and chill!

So roses are red, violets are blue

I’ll buy your next textbook & you do my homework when it’s DUE! 

 

 

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